SEC Chairman Christopher Cox announced today that his forces had snuffed out a $23 million ponzi scheme in Florida that was preying on the Haitian-American community. ”Anyone can catch a great, big, $50 billion scandal,” Cox asserted at a press conference today. “It’s much much harder to find the tinsy bitty ones. Besides, we’re all about protecting the little guy – Colombian drug dealers,can look after themselves. they got a problem with Madoff and Noel, I’m sure they’ll handle it.”
With that, Cox terminated the conference. “Now that I’ve done what I’m paid to do,” he announced, “I’m going home. Happy New Year.”
