More dangerous than being loose in Home Depot

fishing-bootsWell I did find that Orvis warehouse sale (just as a reader advised, it’s in the former Comp US store in Norwalk on Rt. One through Jan. 25th). Fly rods 1/2 off, and who doesn’t need a 3 piece 5 wt pack rod for his next backpacking trip?, $98 men’s shirts for $19, bluejeans and fly line for the same $19. Such a deal. I can’t say I saved $79 on the $19 shirt because I wouldn’t pay $98 for a shirt if it glowed in the dark and hummed “Dixie”, but for under $20 it’s a better deal than my usual source, Greenwich Hospital Thrift Store, and it’s new, so I don’t have to wash someone else’s sweat out before wearing it. Same deal with the jeans – Levi’s cost $34, so $19′s a bargain, whatever their original price. Of course the fly rods hover around $600 so even 1/2 off doesn’t exactly scream bargain but when you desperately need a 5wt, are you really going to complain? I thought not.

So now, properly outfitted in Orvis togs and with a nice new rod tucked under my arm, I’m ready to meet the Hooper. She’ll never notice the difference between Andy and me except that I, at least, can still afford to treat her to a cup of coffee.

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4 responses to “More dangerous than being loose in Home Depot

  1. ED

    IT’S SO COLD IN NYC THAT BERNIE MADOFF WAS SEEN WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS OWN POCKETS

  2. pulled up in OG

    What . . . no chaps left?

    • christopherfountain

      Mark Madoff still has them. I’d post his picture again but one reader was offended by his nudity and I try to offend readers only with my politics, not pictures.

  3. KrazyKat

    But Chris, is your rod as long as Madoff’s? Ms Hooper might prefer playing with longer rods*.

    *For the uninitiated, the reference is to Spey rods – what did u think I meant?!