Exciting news for all readers who have been concerned about the swine flu pandemic sweeping the world and threatening your loved ones. This blogger has teamed up with none other than our regular contributor Walter Noel and offer, for the first time, an absolutely fool-proof remedy and vaccine against those vicious bugs. Walt has taken his extensive experience with equine virus and merged his knowledge with that of Dr. Koolabumbha Nokeses, Nigeria’s most famous witch doctor. Now everyone in your family can be protected against harm and, if you wish, Dr. Nokeses can redirect the flu to your enemies. This is a limited offer so send your banking information before midnight tonight c/o Walt on Mustique. His representatives will contact you.