The ever-effervescent Reverand Jesse Jackson has popped up in California demanding a second autopsy be performed on his newly-discovered younger brother, Michael. ”The man did this”, Jackson the Elder insisted. “We don’t care ’bout no Demerol, Oxycontin, heroin, methadone or grass all being in his system at the same time. Michael’s a black man, dude, or least he was for a long time, and the brothers can take that kind of shit. Do it all day, and Michael was the master of crack, if you’ll forgive that term. No, this is a plot by the white masters and we want reparations!”
Al Sharpton could not be reached for comment as he was flying to Los Angeles today to conduct his own protest march in front of NBC headquarters in Burbank.
First time in history that Jesse Jackson is coming to the aid of a white man’s family tragically killed by an overdose by a black doctor…
Why is Jesse Jackson concerned about the regrettable death of an old, rich, white woman?