Their first blunder was picking a Chickahomony house to rob

Two burglers arrested after bungled robbery attempt in Chickahomony. Ah, fellas? Ya want high-end stuff to pawn, may I suggest the Back Country? The Merritt provides easy-on/easy-off shopping and you’ll be back in the Bronx in no time.

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  1. Hutchinson Merritt III

    Clearly they took I-95 to Exit 2, meandered a bit into Chickahominy, and thought it WAS the swanky part of town. Really, they should read your blog to wise up.