Help Wanted

U.S. Marshal’s Service seeking brokers to sell off Bernie Madoff’s New York (Manhattan, Long Island) and Florida (Palm Beach) properties. It’s an intriguing opportunity, but I’m holding out for Walt’s cottage at 175 Round Hill. When you’re operating with a limited supply of talent, it doesn’t pay to spread it too thin.

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  1. Jack Martin

    I read this yesterday and I think it is an excellent form for anyone to follow when choosing a realtor.

  2. Anonymous

    What is the the Noel house worth these days? How long would it take to sell. Where would the Noels move? Are any of the Noels working at anything these days? Are they applying for jobs? There must still be plenty of Madoff money to go around for the family?

    • christopherfountain

      Well the Noels haven’t me in for tea, but I’d guess $3.5 to $4.5, depending on condition. There’s already a $10 million lien on the place which will make it difficult, but not impossible to sell. Andres was forced off his yacht by Noel lawyers – bad pr- and is camped out in Palma. The girls are possibly contemplating a future of selling themselves for pennies on the street but aren’t doing any actual work, so far. Need a maid?