A 1960 contemporary with no updates and woods and wetlands for a yard but at $995,000 it’s got appeal (to me). Heck, you could probably get it for around what Meyer Place sold for and this one has no noise. Assessment is $1.398, so you can look forward to a reduction in your tax bill, too.


another one Chris – you’re killing prospective clients of yours…. nobody moving into this from NYC or anywhere else. POS
I, your greatest fan, am amazed that you don’t mention the 500 foot drop off the cliff right outside the balcony of the lounge in this property. It’s three or five acres are hardly buildable and the existing structure may, itself fall at any moment.
I am not the Mountain climber that you mentioned recently, having named his company after his favorite haunt. Nor have I insured a dog for a healthy pay out, should he chose to replicate a scene from a Romantic comedy where the animal accidentally meets his demise by becoming a ‘jumper’.
For those of your clients who are not bothered about building a tennis court, then this may be for them. For those who want a Swimming pool suspended from a steel suspension bridge, then as long as Wetlands continue to dish out permission for unlikely lots, then that also may be a possibility.
If a client wishes to downsize their partners’ young family, so that he doesn’t have to look after ‘someone else’s’ children, then this also may be for him. I’m sure any new husband of mine would become fascinated with that idea once he met any of my children!
My favorite idea is to get a heavily drunken, heavily insured, wife-beating husband and flip him over the flimsy balcony one night when self-defence is her only defence.
My problem is that I have vertigo so when I walked round the side of the house to look whether it may be my dream home, I almost fainted! My children, in the car, would never have known what happened and would have probably got the Greenwich police excited enough to give me a court date for child abandonment!
Keep trying. You’ll get me the perfect home soon. Just not this little beauty.
They owner will throw in a rope
Looking at second, interior photo … dammit, how many generations, at what level of earnings power does it take for the human race to realize that mixed brick is not attractive … EVER?
P.S. Anonymous at 6:33, very funny lines of thought; could be the germ of a comic horror movie, and it looks like the place is available for rental as the set.
I saw a certain appeal in this one too, but that lot got me. Ugh. I do think we want a pool–not to mention a safe place for the children to play.
Grumpy,
Mutual appreciation club. Thanks
I was very surprised to see your recommendation for this one! “Swamp land and a bad house should be paying you not other way around” was you opinion on July 18th. But can you “blame” anyone for flip flopping??!!…