- He was innocent, not a charge was true …
That’s how the Republicans described Jeremy in their mailer when sending out his letter of endorsement for Peter Tesei to voters. What will the Democrats do with this turncoat? What on earth will Thanksgiving dinner at the Kaye family look like, with eight Kayes staring cooly at their errant little brother gone astray?
I can’t speak for the Democrats, Jeremy, but you’re certainly welcome at our house for Thanksgiving – we have a tradition of providing warmth and shelter to cast-offs, no matter how badly they have erred.
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That’s right, I’m there every year!
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl,
what do you do when you’re stranded
and you don’t have a roll.
To prove you’re a man you must wipe with your hand, you are stranded!