This was once your father' Oldsmobile
Thieves hit Beemers at Old Greenwich, Riverside train stations, stripping wheels and other good stuff. Greenwich police baffled, suggest walking to the train.
“But wait’ll we release October’s figures on seat belt violation arrests”, GPD Chief David Ridberg vowed. “We’re taking a bite out of crime. And,” he noted, “campaign sign thefts? Absolutely none since Tuesday. Guess we cleared that one up, eh?”
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Train riders are losers anyway
Anyone who matters drives self or is driven into Midtown or to 85 Broad via some new S-Class
Commuters would be well advised to park in the Bella Nonna or Dunkin Donut lots in Cos Cob. The cabs could run a shuttle from there to Greenwich or Cos Cob station.
I can guarantee a constant police presence.