It's recycled - I found it on the street, officer!
Chewing gum thefts on increase in Norwich. Cops profess to be baffled but I wonder if the recent hike in cigarette taxes has spurred a new generation of quitters? Whatver the reason, Greenwich Police Chief David Ridberg assured FWIW’s Scusie that his men have charged their tasers and are standing guard at CVS and Ada’s. “Just let them try it,” the chief said, motioning toward a third-grader clambering up Ada’s steps. “That little bastard comes out with an unauthorized Bazooka and we’ll light him up like a goddamn Christmas tree.”
(h/t, Norwich Millionaire)
