The Sun, the best source for straight, unbiased news now that the World News is defunct and the New York Times has succumbed to Pinch Disease, reports that a crackpot scientist has come up with a way to get drunk without harmful side effects. It’s just going to take a little time and money so if, say, you have an antique painting just collecting dust in your attic and want to help out a bloomin’ genius, …
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Professor “Nutt?” A name change might enhance credibility.
Other than that, how do I sign up for the clinical trials?
The Weekly World News is online. Reporting seems to be as reliable as ever.