Gay camo fashion

I suggested to a friend of mine that he and his companion would fit more comfortably in the rural community they weekend in if they found some matching camoflauge outfits to prance around in. He assured me that, if I could think of it, someone had already done it and, sure enough, Ralph Lauren has. Here are two shots from the man’s collections. You can see from the first picture why city boys would get the cold shoulder at the hunter’s breakfast on opening day. The second is quite the improvement.

Excuse me, can you tell us of a good place to find linen bargains?

Hello, sailor! Got your buck yet?

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5 Responses to Gay camo fashion

  1. Out and proud

    Don’t be a homophobe, Chris. It is really unattractive and beneath you. If you were truly a Libertarian/Republican as I am, you wouldn’t go there. Who likes the fact that Ralph Lauren apes our old school lives? The man who has made billions with a horse on a shirt closed down the riding trails at his massive estate in Bedford. Go after him. That’s good work. And Martha too, while you are at it.

  2. Fritz

    Me thinks thou protesteth too much.

  3. AJ

    The new Ralph Lauren store on Greenwich Ave is a huge disappointment. The men’s section is tiny with a very limited selection. Very pretentious displays. My prediction? They don’t last a year.

  4. christopherfountain

    Yeah, but how’s their camo department?

  5. Vineyard Vines

    everyone knows that men do not shop on greenwich ave, the ‘oh so entitled’ hedge fund wives do.

    RL sucks balls anyway. Only people like chris aspire to dress so lame and preppy.