And run he did – saw just a fleeting glimpse of a buck, and that was about it. So it’s turkey for the Fountain family and Cos Cobber’s dinner tomorrow, much to the relief of most of my relatives. Next year.
UPDATE: Who knew? I’m now fashionable – The Times reports that hunting is now the “in” thing. It reminds of a decade or so ago when Ralph Lauren decided that outdoor garb was just the ticket to spike sales and he dressed up an entire collection of pansies in blue jeans, flannel shirts and hiking boots and posed them near canoes and in various outdoorsy settings. For a brief spell I could have been on the man’s best-dressed list but he moved on, and I fell from fashion. Until now.
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Weasel Boy-
What time do you want me over tomorrow? Turkey will do – it suits you, although venison would have been nice. You couldn’t pop a Bambi if Walt Disney teed one up for you. You loser. I was worried you shot your foot off.
Want me to bring some spuds?
Your Pal,
Walt
Hey, all you need to do is ride around the back country with me in my SUV. I got hit THREE times by deer last year including a several point buck. Saw two in the woods yesterday just laughing, I think.