A couple of employees at Cornell, married, but not to each other, managed to inadvertently copy the entire school (and now the entire Internet) with their randy sex emails. Honey, you got some s’plaining to do. Frank Gifford managed to pull out of a similar -sort of- mess, but he’s far better looking than these two. In fact, if there’s anything positive to take from this lesson, it’s that even ugly middle-aged people can enjoy sex too. There’s hope.
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Dude Man -
As usual, your advice sucks. They shouldn’t hide. They should walk around like they don’t have a care in the world. Like I do. And I don’t. If someone asks you them about it, like its a problem, they should just look confused. Then ask them to have sex. It works every time.
And don’t have dinner at Jean Ruggerios house. Just a heads up.
Your Pal,
Walt
I clicked to and read the original article, some observations;
1. Say hello to Trevor? Best friends?
2. Reminds me of Charlie and Camilla, yuk!
3. Don’t they have any work to do?
4. He’s been reading your blog and got some of that ground Tiger penis
5. He’s lying
6. That food they talk about is hardly edible. She’s lying.
7. Utter losers
8. Stone them? Sharia law may be worthwhile in some instances?
9. Poor little baby boy, needs to live with a better mother
10. I’m a girl