A time to run, a time to hide, a time to slice, a time to fade, a time to hop in your Escalade, I swear it's not too late
This makes more sense than the earlier stories: Tiger’s facial injuries were caused by a three wood swung by the mother of his children. “Fore” play jokes may now begin.
UPDATE: Pulled up in OG sends along this Aussie lede showing that they know how to cover a story down under.
TWO days after a lurid story broke about Tiger Woods having an affair with a New York nightclub hostess, the golfing superstar was found by police lying on his back outside his Florida mansion, incoherent and bleeding – with his distressed wife standing over him with a golf club in her hands.
Cool.
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If that (linked) photograph of Elin N is an indication of what Swedish “super models” look like without their makeup then there’s no hope for ordinary models… Much less the rest of us. Just sayin’.
Well, staying up late with a new baby and worrying about a philandering husband probably takes a toll.
The Aussie lede:
“TWO days after a lurid story broke about Tiger Woods having an affair with a New York nightclub hostess, the golfing superstar was found by police lying on his back outside his Florida mansion, incoherent and bleeding – with his distressed wife standing over him with a golf club in her hands.”
sounds like tiger has been getting more than just one ball in the hole.
You go, girl!
I think that Greenwich Gal and I could learn to get along.
Looks like Elin didn’t need a mulligan.
very nice picture, how do they managed to get safe.?
looking to be funny..