We’re all going to Hell

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Google.news has a feature “most popular search” and, right now, the heretofore-unknown and now-dead actress Brittany (?) holds top spot. Turns out she last ate Gatorade and crackers. Global warming, health care, African drought and meteors barely missing earth all missed the cut.

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  1. Anonymous

    But was that Gatorade that special Tiger juice?
    In any case, Pepsi should be proud

  2. Number 8 on the same list, is my favorite topic. Gift choices for the ‘End of Calendar Year Holiday’ at the ‘House’.

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jgoePFC6dA0WDeP-8k75ptcSAGoQD9COMA901

    Which ‘sports equipment’ specifically, for improving golfing technique or experience, will Michelle allow Mr. O this ‘non religious’ holiday? Maybe it will be the Gatorade. Any other suggestions? Tiger is in the Bahamas drowning his sorrows, as one does. So no point asking him.

    On second thoughts, my nausea just returned.
    Let’s revert to the description of gutting a deer instead.
    http://www.the-deer-hunting-guide.com/gutting_a_deer.htm