July 24, 2010 · 8:34 am

I Love you, Walt.

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10 Responses to I Love you, Walt.

  1. Earth Ocean Sky
    July 24, 2010 at 8:52 am

    For the longest time I assumed Walt and Fake Walt were your aliases, extra penning you did between posting and responding to comments. But I guess I’m wrong. So Walt, whoever you really are, you are hysterical and know CF better than he seems to know himself. Your comments always make my day.

  2. christopherfountain
    July 24, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Two crazy nuts, EOS, and I don’t know either of them, but aren’t they fun?

  3. Earth Ocean Sky
    July 24, 2010 at 9:26 am

    Fun is the understatement. Guess you need to thank Bernie Madoff for stealing money, which then exposed the Noel Clan, thereby allowing Walt to become a leading character in FWIW. Not that real estate isn’t fascinating…….

  4. aliprowl
    July 24, 2010 at 11:21 am

    I also assumed it was CF’s sick sense of humor at work behind Walt and Fake Walt. Highly entertaining, but so is your entire blog, CF. Not a day goes by that I don’t check in. BTW, thrilled that you jettisoned that mean spirited SA person – he/she/it added exactly nothing and was a complete downer. Walt and Fake Walt, on the other hand – national treasures.

  5. Walt
    July 24, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Dudemeister -
    Well thank you, my friend. But don’t be going all homo on me. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I appreciate the kind words.

    Just get your shit together, ok? Who has it better than you? You made it to 57 with no discernable talent. And raised great kids. So what is not to be happy about? You load. You are a lottery winner and don’t even know it.

    I understand the fact that you have no sense of humor, can’t write, and have no identifiable skill set, which may, at times, bother you. But get over it. And you do have one thing I admire. Honesty, integrity, and character. That is why I read your drivel. So always remember that.

    But the fact that some readers think me, you and Fake Walt, AKA Priapus, Pierre Douche bag, and all really Hiram, are the same person, REALLY PISSES ME OFF.

    Hiram is a proof and post copy boy. He couldn’t carry my pen. And you are you. What else can I say?

    The only thing worse than that would be if they thought I was that “your scribe” dude. His prose may be the worst I ever read. It hurts my eyes. You gotta tell him to cut that shit out.

    Anyhows, you working today? It is hot as hell. I figure I will kill the afternoon hanging out at Victoria’s Secrets on the avenue. Maybe try on some bra and panties. What are they going to do? Kick me out? And maybe I run into Steph. Now that wouldn’t suck.

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  6. christopherfountain
    July 24, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    Ah hell. Walt – you just cheer me up, and i appreciate it.

  7. Walt
    July 24, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    Dude -
    My pleasure. You are better when you are cheered up. So glad i could help. Where do I send the bill? 2 & 20, you 6% loser.
    This will cheer you up:
    http://laetitiasweeneyrose.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/stephanie-seymour-naked.jpg
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  8. linda yancey
    July 24, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    i have tended to think walt is walt. he really couldn’t just let all this go now could he?
    so walt, i believe in you, and the several billion dollar slap on the hand that our tax payers paid the bankruptsy judge to level on your exalted head. :) )

  9. Noels are Normal
    July 24, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    We are proud to live on Round Hill. We are just like your neighbor. Love us. Don’t hate us. Happy hour is every waking moments at our house.

  10. christopherfountain
    July 24, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    I’ve got half a novel written on Noel, but it’s all culled from news reports or just made up. Would you (or he) agree to be interviewed? I’m no creep, and I can promise an accurate story.