Where was this when I was ten?

Bicycle comes with flamethrowers and ejection seat.

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3 responses to “Where was this when I was ten?

  1. Cobra

    Isn’t that the recently introduced “Franklin Bloomer Signature Model?”

  2. Anonymous

    the side shooting flame-throwers are an actual automotive accessory in crime-ridden South Africa, where violent car-jacking is a serious problem.

  3. Sanjay Bigglesworth

    When the shit goes down in Cos Cobb do you really want to be riding your Trek Madone? I think not.