Ferdinand Steyer, evil genius that he is, helped me assemble a basic potato cannon the other day and then put his mind to work redesigning it and delivered his creation this afternoon. My gosh! As Asher declared, “Ferdinand is a genius!” And indeed he is. I took pictures, but this idiot had his iPhone on video, and they won’t post. But believe me, the thing works like nothing else before. I’ll figure out how to get pictures up tomorrow, promise.