Global Warming is about to join limits of growth, the population bomb, mass starvation, running out of resources, and nuclear winter in the dustbin of forgotten leftist causes overtaken by reality.
Hey Dude? That would make a decent song. HEY Dude, don’t make me sad. Take a sad song and make it bet aha ha.
Anyways.
This is my favorite week of the year. Christmas is over, all the shopping for the kids is done, everyone takes off, and now you can relax. Just hang out until New Year’s and then get shit faced. What is not to like? Plus a BLIZZARD!!
So let’s reflect on what we did this year. OK, Dude? I stayed out of jail and kept all my scratch. Not too shabby. You sold zero double wides. But that’s OK. You didn’t piss off the GAR evil princess, as far as I know, so that is a plus. AND, your lovely daughter went on an Amazon adventure, which is really pretty cool. Plus, I hooked you up on your new Amazon adventure. 1-800-FEEDME. Don’t screw that up. She is your only chance.
So for resolutions? I am going to like and be nice to everyone. Except Hiram. That douche. What are you going to do? Get a real job? Learn how to write? Get a sense of humor? Bail out Ms. McBeal? A lot to choose from, Dude. So start to think about it. We can match lists at the end of the week.
Global Warming is about to join limits of growth, the population bomb, mass starvation, running out of resources, and nuclear winter in the dustbin of forgotten leftist causes overtaken by reality.
Hey Dude –
Hey Dude? That would make a decent song. HEY Dude, don’t make me sad. Take a sad song and make it bet aha ha.
Anyways.
This is my favorite week of the year. Christmas is over, all the shopping for the kids is done, everyone takes off, and now you can relax. Just hang out until New Year’s and then get shit faced. What is not to like? Plus a BLIZZARD!!
So let’s reflect on what we did this year. OK, Dude? I stayed out of jail and kept all my scratch. Not too shabby. You sold zero double wides. But that’s OK. You didn’t piss off the GAR evil princess, as far as I know, so that is a plus. AND, your lovely daughter went on an Amazon adventure, which is really pretty cool. Plus, I hooked you up on your new Amazon adventure. 1-800-FEEDME. Don’t screw that up. She is your only chance.
So for resolutions? I am going to like and be nice to everyone. Except Hiram. That douche. What are you going to do? Get a real job? Learn how to write? Get a sense of humor? Bail out Ms. McBeal? A lot to choose from, Dude. So start to think about it. We can match lists at the end of the week.
Your Pal,
Walt