Long since time to develop those propeller beanies

Or at least a source for oil removed from the Middle East. Bahrain Prince orders his troops to fire directly into his subjects, vows that they will either offer “complete surrender of suffer barrage after barrage of massacres.”

My plan doesn’t call for peace in the Middle east -it will never happen. But if we develop an alternative to their oil, then scoop up all 6 million Israels and move them here, out of harm’s way (the entire Arab population in Detroit could be returned to make room – it will be the salvation of that city and the beginning of rebirth in our heartland) we can let these horrid, horrible people hack themselves to death, perform clitoridectomies on their women and fall back to where they were just sixty years ago, pounding sand in the desert and wondering what the hell to do with the rolls of toilet paper left behind by the western barbarians.

More nukes, more shale oil and much more off-shore drilling. Let’s do it.

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21 Responses to Long since time to develop those propeller beanies

  1. fred

    dude, you are seriously out of touch.

  2. Pecksland Favorite

    http://www.davidogilvy.com/h1687.htm

    What do think of this Pecksland farmhouse?

    Is it overpriced like all the rest?

  3. Last Liberal Standing

    Holy shit.

  4. That would be my assumption, sight unseen, but perhaps it’s been on the market for five years and is ready to be moved off that particular conveyerbelt line.

  5. Freddie

    These lawyers are my poodles. My pockets are so deep that I can keep my appeals going into the next century if need be. I swear to you today on a stack of handbags that I will never serve a single day in jail.

  6. just_looking

    WHY is this so important to our government? IF we have limited (human capital) resources, is this the best use of them?

  7. Greenwich Gal

    You are starting to sound completely unhinged. I suggest a nice long vacation, somewhere warm so you can come to your senses. Freedom is the one thing that will bring this area of the world back to civilization. I pray for it and for them. You should, too.

  8. Anonymous

    I’m sure the FBI is on to you by now, or sure as hell hope they are. You are one sick dude.

  9. Anonymous2

    Surely you know that what you are promoting is ethnic cleansing.
    Seriously, and you are a professional real estate agent in one of America’s richest towns as well? Wow!

  10. gideon fountain

    You must stop being so…what’s the word…”accurate”.

  11. Cotswood

    Hey Freddie,

    You are too mean for words. Handbags are not bibles. They are my lifes work.

  12. JRH

    First of all, guy, there isn’t a large Arab-American population in Detroit — mostly in Dearborn. And I know it’s impossible that you would ever say anything racist — only liberals are racists, right? But what the hell is wrong with you? A real libertarian would be disgusted with your call to expel a group of Americans based on their ethnicity; and anyone who knows anything about the history of the industrial Midwest knows that the Arab-American population have been productive citizens. Can you describe, please, how the demise of the heartland was the fault of its Arab-American immigrants? Can you also describe how the downfall of Detroit was the fault of this group?

    You’re a sick man sometimes.

  13. Lls2

    Did you tell your therapist these viewpoints ?

    Please adjust your meds before someone gets hurt.

  14. I guess, GG, when I read that the prinicpal Afghan bank stands accused, by us and international banking authorities of laundering billions of dollars in drug money for Afghanistan’s president and his family, when that same country executes a Christian convert just blocks from the presidential palace, shuts down girls schools, closes abused womens’ shelters, etc., tc., etc., I wonder why a single American soldier’s life should be wasted protecting these people. And, watching the behavior of the savages towards each other across the whole swath of the Muslim world, including an 85% clitorectomy rate among Egyptian girls, I ask myslef the same thing. Let thses people sort themselves out, without our interference.

  15. Ajnock

    Boy, you brought out all the lib foamers with this post. But of course you are spot on. I’d ask your detractors to name one contribution to society that has come from the Muslim world in the last 600 years. Anybody?

  16. pulled up in OG

    “But if we develop an alternative to their oil . . . “

    Make that an alternative to their oil AND ours, then, and it would make more sense, cause we ain’t got it.

  17. Last Liberal Standing

    You’ve got us pegged, Ajn. “Liberal foamers.” Kee riced.

    And you’re spot on, of course, in calling Chris spot on when he advises that we “let these horrid, horrible people hack themselves to death” and finishes with a call for “More nukes.” Do you know what “foaming” actually sounds like? Kee double riced.

  18. fred

    One contribution from the Muslim world…….poppies.
    Chris do you really think the Karzai family is selling drugs ‘behind the back of its US handlers’?
    Please!

    Also, prior to 2001, The taliban was cutting poppy field production and sitting on out going shipments. Afganistan containment isnt about just 2 pipelines, its about keeping drugs-legal and illegal -flowing.
    And you know what the containment policy is for China? Getting the citenzenry reloaded on opium.

  19. Inagua

    Greenwich Gal says that “Freedom is the one thing that will bring this area of the world back to civilization.”

    Back to civilization? This area of the world has never been civilized. And the dominant religion, with its emphasis on Allah’s will, rather than the free will concept of Christainity, is a major contributing factor to the backwardness of the region.

    Chris is right to be concerned about the Muslims in America because it looks like Europe might be taking less of them, as Merkel, Sarkozy and Cameron have all admitted that multi-culti is a failure. Anyone who wants more Muslims in America should look at how Muslims are behaving in Europe.

  20. just_looking

    Oops, my comment (February 19, 2011 at 7:27 am) was directed at the Frederic Bourke story just above my comment. I forgot that that story was off topic, so when I said ” WHY is this so important to our government? IF we have limited (human capital) resources, is this the best use of them?” I meant to chase after possible bribery in other countries, not the main topic of this post.