I’ve been tempted to do this myself, but geeze

Citibank  kills complaining customer. Wowser

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5 responses to “I’ve been tempted to do this myself, but geeze

  1. Anonymous

    Allegedly. :)

    The snarky comments were hilarious in a very twisted way.

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    I just want to make sure. You have no problem with this, correct? You have no idea how many problems I have had with pain in the ass investors. And I have hundreds of them. Sniveling BASTARDS!! They just never shut up. So they lost some money. Big frigging deal, right?
    As Mamma Noel always said, they still have their health, right? And that is the most important thing.
    How many people have you sold over priced dirt to in the last ten years? It must be like at least two or three people, right? So we can both relate to why they snuffed this pain in the ass customer.
    What I sold my customers just disappeared one day. So it was fast, quick, and painless. I was humane about it. You, on the other hand, saddled them with an albatross around their neck. Millions in debt!! You are the nightmare guest that won’t go away!! Thirty year mortgage. It’s Greenwich!! We go up more often than a male porn star’s bon&*!! So you really must be in customer Hell. And you are my idol!! You had the best scam going!! And all you needed was a drivers license to pull it off! Brilliant I say!!
    But they just need to learn to deal with their problems, and quit blaming other folks. Am I right? And stop being such a pain in the ass.
    Brunch tomorrow? Maybe a snow ball fight!!
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  3. Walt

    Dude -
    And we do the snow ball fight only if you promise not to pop an aorta. You load.
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  4. Georgie in Greenwich

    CF—you find the oddest stories out there in WWW.

    Keep it up.

  5. Al Dente

    Is this an April Fools joke? Speaking of…post a ridiculous sale, like 4mil house goes for 250k – see what happens.