Homeland Security spends $11,700 of tax payer money to buy sno-cone machines. How much did you pay in taxes this year? Was it $12,000? Would you have spent that sum on this? Of course not, and neither would the bureaucrat had this been his own money. But someone else’s money? What’s the big deal? And if you aren’t impressed with this paltry sum wasted just add zeros until you are – your loyal servants will spend that sum with equal abandon.
Remember Ryan Sandburg’s hearse horse that snickered when he hauled a lawyer’s bones away? Same feeling I get when I read about government workers being laid off.
I think you meant Carl Sandburg, not Ryan Sandburg. But it’s easy to get those two mixed up…………
Ole’s Creek be made into a separate, er, um, law enforcement district from Riverside with its own Sheriff, Christoper Fountain.
You deputize me and Cobra, and we get a lot of cool stuff free from Uncle Sugar.
http://www.businessinsider.com/program-1033-military-equipment-police-2011-12
Might as well get something back for supporting dollarbill’s EBT card.
I enthusiastically accept the offer, Anonymous @ 10:40. Additionally, I wish to be appointed Supreme Chief Security and Enforcement Officer. You think Arizona has passed tough immigration laws (or at least tried before Obawanker’s reptilian acolytes began soiling their shorts)? I’d initiate an “Ole’s Creek Water Boarding Program” to silence any liberal douchenozzles (and you know who you are) suspected, by me, of befouling FWIW’s honest dialogue. Once one passes Marks Road heading toward our bunker at Amundsen’s boatyard, our forces will be checking papers. Got a copy of NYT, for example, without proof of NRA Life membership? Prepare to enjoy the effervescent pleasures of repeated, mind-altering “Creek Cocktails” until you indelibly vow that it’s not, nor has ever been, Bush’s fault.