To the rescue

Brokovich, center, and Green Peace expert investigators

Famous fraudster and eminent medical authority Erin Brokovich is shuffling off to Buffalo to find the cause of Tourette Syndrome afflicting teen-aged girls.

The Associated Press reported that two doctors concluded that 10 of the girls were suffering from a condition called conversion disorder — one that causes symptoms but has no physical cause.

That’s no reason not to make a movie out of it.

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11 Responses to To the rescue

  1. Walt

    Dude –
    Disorder? DISORDER!!!
    Let me understand this. Young, nubile, perky breasted teenage girls in plaid school girl skirts talking dirty to you? THAT IS A DISORDER? Are you kidding me? How do we get it to go viral? I PAY FOR THAT!! You can get it for free?
    You want to go to Buffalo this weekend?
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  2. noel no how

    any update on your famous friends?

  3. AJ

    Please tell me those headshots are photoshopped and those strange looking people are not pixelated or zombitized. I want their drugs.

  4. In fact, AJ, they’re mug shots of those siblings who killed a cop (in Florida?) and then led the cops on a cross-country chase a few months ago.So far as I know they are not retouched so yeah, they’re one scary bunch.

  5. Brown Eyed Girl

    I swore I wouldn’t post here again, but now Walt has made me spray bourbon all over my keyboard. Might be, just maybe, his funniest/sickest comment to date. You guys.

  6. Inagua

    I had assumed thay were the better looking siblings of Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

  7. Anonymous

    CF, why do you and Walt insist that this is a Buffalo story when it is a Rochester story? These two cities are about a million miles apart culturally. Well, maybe a couple of hundred. But still.

    EK has been dumping toxic chemicals into the environment in Rochester ever since George E came up with his silver halide process. George pumped away at the organ in his mansion, even as his factory was pumping deadly chemicals into his own community

    Was he a great inventor or an monumental polluter?

  8. Brown Eyed Girl: Long ago I learned to drape plastic over nearby objects prior to reading Walt’s comments. The man is a genius…can’t wait for the book and/or movie.

  9. I don’t watch television “news”, ever, and I haven’t relied on TV as a source of health information since Candace Bergen pitched her Alar scare on 60 Minutes what, 30 years ago? Sixty Minutes ate that stuff up -I won’t.

  10. AJ

    Didn’t a bunch of twitching girls in the early 1600s lead to Salem witch trials, and here we are almost 400 years later willing to swallow the same bait when some law suit weilding lawyer swings into town?

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