Does Walt have a son in college?

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Plaintiff: Defendant owed a duty not to shoot bottle rockets out his anus. At least it wasn’t hot coffee.

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  1. Kevin

    I think Walt’s son attends Slinger Community College in Wisconsin so I would be surprised if he would be roofing this time of year but it is mild in the midwest so who knows.

  2. OK, first of all, I can hardly believe this story… definition of incredulous, but, you found a random PHOTO ?

  3. Kevin

    Jeez-I guess it could be his other son in Virginia. He is a frat guy and kinda competitive with the other frats. His sissy friend would be the kind of ass to sue for damages. The rocket should be put up his anus next time.

  4. buckley

    i just wish this young man had died. That way at least he would made the Darwin awards as opposed to leading a completely wasted life. I hope the law suit is a joke. Someone should sue this idiots parents for raising such a sad piece of garbage for a son.

  5. No surprise this guy is an ATO. The ATOs at my college, St. Lawrence University, would have done something like this. They were truly worthy of “Animal House” hijinks.

    In fact, SLU, in those days (early ’70s), bore striking similarities to Faber College of film fame. Betas were jocks. Sigma Chis were sweethearts. Food fights and toga parties abounded. Sigma Pi’s fraternity house was condemned because, among other things, one too many motorcycles had been ridden up and down the inside staircase, ruining it. We even had riding stables, a golf course, and ROTC, though no duffer skilled enough to whack a mountie on the helmet the way Eric Stratton did.

  6. Search “redneck fireworks” and you would(n’t) be surprised at what turns up. If that search had proved fruitless I’d have tried “Cos Cob fireworks” and I’m sure I’d have found something equally as good.

  7. Kevin

    I talked to a buddy over at Slinger and he said Walt’s kid dropped out and was living out in Greenwich in some fancy pants place where everyone does this kind of thing. Virginia does not have the corner of that market. In fact, most real asses live up with the snoots, drones and snobs of Greenwich. Don’t be so incredulous. This is a picnic type of behavior with your neighbors.

  8. I believe Walter is blessed with five fillies and no sons.

  9. buckley

    wow, that was a girl at Slinger Community College??!!! Sure looked like a boy.

  10. Kevin

    So he claims. Are you sure they aren’t cross dressers? He does protest against that kind of thing rather vehemently. just like the male nanny pervs.

  11. Kevin

    I stand corrected. I was getting my Walts mixed up.

  12. Walt

    Dude –
    As you undoubtedly know, Monica did not drop any male crotch fruit from her loins. While it saddens me the Noel name will die with me, I was blessed with five fine fillys.
    Anyhows. If I was blessed with a mare heir, I would have certainly taught him not to shoot bottle rockets from his bung hole. What kind of moron does that? Every idiot knows you use Roman Candles. They give you ten shots instead of one, and if you apply some lube first, they actually feel pretty good!! This kid is obviously a rank amateur. He may be your cousin.
    You have any money? Well that may be the stupidest question I ever asked!! Borrow some and bet the Giants. They are a lock. Did you paint yourself blue yet? Wouldn’t Steph look great wearing just a Giant jersey? I would lick her chicken wings all day long!!
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  13. Kevin

    Here in Grinnell, Iowa we are big time fans of the Roman Candles. great idea. as for the Giants and Patriots does anyone outside of New Jersey or Boston really give a shit? I am surprised. The Giants may be a lock but mostly for the girly thing. If Brady can be the man he thinks he is and Manning can man up this will be a good game despite the defenses.

  14. AJ Nock

    Shooting bottle rockets out of your butt is really not a good idea

    http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/26/Butt-Rocket-282060

  15. AJ

    This is your best post yet. A tribute to the aspirations of the human spirit and mind.

  16. peeps

    On the topic of the Superbowl, I think the best story is in today’s NYTimes Sport section. It’s on what a terrible student Victor Cruz was at U Mass, and how taking of time and going to the Bridgton Academy in Maine helped straighten him out. What a turnaround in life, and what a great ad for the Bridgton. Time to salsa!

  17. I wish him well, peeps, but I can’t find any mention of a Jets Buffalo game on my TV listings, so I guess I’ll miss his play.

  18. Anonymous

    @AJ Nock, I laughed so hard that I cried. I’m pretty sure I’m headed for Hell after that. :lol:

    P.S. if anyone else watches it, it took a minute or before the video loaded but my connection has been slow all day.

  19. Steel shorts recommended, but often ignored.

  20. Fred2

    What gets me is that not only the complainant did that, but the defendent too. The mind boggles.

    Really? I’ve been drunk, many years ago. I have observed drunk people many time:
    A. Never once has anybody been so drunk they’d think this was amusing and
    B been drunk and coordinated enough to try it

    simultaneously.

    I think other intoxicants that alcohol were involved.

    On another note, does this behavior impress women?

  21. They’re fraternity boys Fred, so that would explain everything, including the lack of desire to impress girls.