Dude –
Why do you torture me so? I don’t want to post this, but I cannot resist your taunts. You evil, evil man.
I always welcomed the nubile little Girl Scouts peddling their wares at my door. Dressed up in their plaid little uniforms with pure white little panties. Or so I have been told. Many a time I welcomed them to my home, with my weasel properly tucked into its sock puppet. Size 11 ½. No thin mint, my friend. They pretended to be selling “cookies”. But I knew better.
Anyhows, Old Uncle Walt would never hurt a hair on their head. I had them sit on my lap, and we talked about sleepovers, pillow fights and tickle fights. All very innocent. Then I would buy some Butter Nuts. The cookies, you perv.
They are still only like a dollar box, so a very good buy. Support your local Girl Scouts. They are the future hotties.
You make me feel dirty.
Your Pal,
Walt
Speaking of Weasels, I believe Ruth Madoff is hiding out at her son’s home on Tomac and Kernan Place in Old Greenwich. I spotted a black honda civic with Florida plates – this house has been empty for years and only recently did I notice someone living there.
A bit off topic, but an update on one of your earlier posts, the one on Erin Brockovich: http://healthandfitness.sympatico.ca/news/mass_hysteria_rare_but_usually_seen_in_girls/981fffb5
wow, that’s what I call ‘giving back’
Dude –
Why do you torture me so? I don’t want to post this, but I cannot resist your taunts. You evil, evil man.
I always welcomed the nubile little Girl Scouts peddling their wares at my door. Dressed up in their plaid little uniforms with pure white little panties. Or so I have been told. Many a time I welcomed them to my home, with my weasel properly tucked into its sock puppet. Size 11 ½. No thin mint, my friend. They pretended to be selling “cookies”. But I knew better.
Anyhows, Old Uncle Walt would never hurt a hair on their head. I had them sit on my lap, and we talked about sleepovers, pillow fights and tickle fights. All very innocent. Then I would buy some Butter Nuts. The cookies, you perv.
They are still only like a dollar box, so a very good buy. Support your local Girl Scouts. They are the future hotties.
You make me feel dirty.
Your Pal,
Walt
Walt: You better call Phil Russell. Soon!
Whatever you do, Walt, please keep that sock on your weasel.
Speaking of Weasels, I believe Ruth Madoff is hiding out at her son’s home on Tomac and Kernan Place in Old Greenwich. I spotted a black honda civic with Florida plates – this house has been empty for years and only recently did I notice someone living there.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/ruth_madoff_is_incognidough_Hg0dYpnM478oj7PfMd04AL