Because of stories like this (from the Guardian, of course).
A changing climate isn’t just about floods, droughts and heatwaves. It brings erupting volcanoes and catastrophic earthquakes, says Bill McGuire in London.
The idea that a changing climate can persuade the ground to shake, volcanoes to rumble and tsunamis to crash on to unsuspecting coastlines seems, at first, to be bordering on the insane. …. The fact that it does reflects a failure of our imagination and a limited understanding of the manner in which the different physical components of our planet – the atmosphere, the oceans, and the solid earth, or geosphere – intertwine and interact.
If we think about climate change at all, most of us do so in a very simplistic way: so, the weather might get a bit warmer; floods and droughts may become more of a problem and sea levels will slowly creep upwards. Evidence reveals, however, that our planet is an almost unimaginably complicated beast, which reacts to a dramatically changing climate in all manner of different ways; a few – like the aforementioned – straightforward and predictable; some surprising and others downright implausible. Into the latter category fall the manifold responses of the geosphere.
Disagree? You’re a simpleton with limited understanding. That includes every scientist on earth.
He has it exactly wrong.
Remember Iceland volcano that made Europies ?
Each day it erupted it put more H2 SO4 than all cars built to date……
He is holding the tail of the dog and staring straight forward ……
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100139690/why-i-am-so-rude-to-warmists/
Heh.
That article was so stupid that it hurt my head to read it. Everyone knows that the way to appease the volcano is to throw the virgin in the lava pit, assuming Walt doesn’t grab her on her way down. My hero. Now look what you’ve done: the wrath of the Gods is upon us.
The mud volcano. Close your eyes when you watch this one Walt, or you’re on your way to Cartagena:
Can I attribute my genital herpes to global warming as well?