If he were like our present day Messiah, he’d have his image emblazoned on basketballs given to children attending the White House Easter Egg hunt.
UPDATE from EOS: Okay folks. here’s news you will love. I just called Baden [Biden? - Ed] HQ in Washington and asked if the basketball is made in USA. Nope. They are made in China. Now you tell me, if that’s not the better story, I don’t know what is.