Jack Nicholson has placed his weekend cottage in Aspen up for sale: 12,000 sq.ft. lot, 5,600 sq. ft. house, and not at all impressive or even attractive. It does carry a price tag sure to appeal to his fellow movie stars and friends of ’Bama: $15 million. I’m not familiar with property values in the Democratic enclave at Aspen but money is as water to these people, so perhaps he’ll get it.
Too small to host the Princess and her entourage but maybe she can use it to put up some Secret Servicemen and their prostitutes. Just as Joe Biden makes a tidy profit renting out his own guest cottage to the Secret Servicemen assigned to guard him, this could be a mini-profit center for the First Family, should book sales drop.