I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!
Fred Willard has been arrested for pulling a Pee Wee Herman in a Los Angeles porn theatre. I find it impossible to believe that any sexual act one might perform during the screening of a porn film could be considered “lascivious”, at least by fellow audience members – who’s he gonna shock? Besides, the man absolutely made all of Christopher Guest’s films, especially “Best in Show” and deserves special dispensation just for that.
But instead, PBS has fired him from some sort of Antique’s Road Show -type show and the poor guy’s been sent off to a diversion program for wankers. Terrible.
If there’s a bright spot for Willard to contemplate, it’s that this arrest can only help publicity for his upcoming movie, the oh-so-aptly named “The Yank”.
Another perverted Jay Leno friend – amazed at this guys career – was alway a B or C list actor – not that funny
Oh I think he was great in the Guest films.
With all the free porn on the Internet and wide screen HD monitors and TVs, I’m surprised that anybody but homeless people go to the theater to watch porn. Plus some of the stuff you’ll find on the Internet probably isn’t available in the theaters, except, maybe, in Times Square. As I read recently in an article on the Internet, the only shame in watching porn on the web is if you actually pay to watch.
I think he should ride this thing all the way to fame and fortune! Go on all the talk shows and be matter of fact, honest and funny about it. “Just an old fart lookin’ for some relief…etc etc.” and/or “I need a horny 60-70 year old babe and I can’t find one…” I’m no joke writer but I am sure this is rich material for someone. He could also be the new Captain Morgan’s spokesman…
Dude –
Firstly, Fred Willard is an improvisational genius. He really is. Thirdly, he is 72, still likes porno, and can spank his weasel – in public mind you – like a little bitch. And we charge this man with a crime?
Why does anyone go to a porno flick? To pop a boner – Poppa Boner? – and spank the monkey like there is no tomorrow. I do kind of wonder why, in this day and age, he didn’t do the rub and tug watching internet porn, at home. You can get whatever you want without ever leaving your PC. I know you know that, you perv.
Maybe he craved popcorn? Or malted milk balls?
Your Pal,
Walt
Buck Laughlin: Doctor, question that’s always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia – a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact.
Exactly- that one scene alone, entirely improvised by the way (Christopher Guest later said it was so out of left field it almost stopped the filming dead in its tracks) is a lifetime achievement.
Thanks for digging it up.
Obviously he was just trying to follow Ernie Borgnine’s advice on how to reach old age.