No more EBT Realty, thank God

Our founder

Fudrucker has finally been persuaded to ditch the firm name that brings to mind depositions and food stamps and we are now officially “Lockwood & Mead”. Yes, that’s my suggestion, but my hand was forced, because (a) look what happened when we let Frankie loose by himself in the name department and (b) (and most importantly), it is going to positively, absolutely drive the GAR and its members to a frothing, carpet-chewing frenzy when they see us referring to ourselves as “The Oldest Names in Greenwich Real Estate”. Accurate, true, and ooh, so much fun.

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12 Responses to No more EBT Realty, thank God

  1. Please Send the Royalty Checks to...

    I’m a Mead, directly related to Amy Lockwood Mead. Cool name. Cool lineage. Love it.

    http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=74722243

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    I don’t understand how the new name annoys the GAR Evil Princess? Is this an insider dirt sellers joke? “Lockwood & Mead”? That is the best you got? If it is not linked to anything about you two, it could be anything right?

    You should have consulted with me before you decided on a new name. I think you could have done much better. Like…..hmmmmmm….how about “Dick Wad & Associates”? Maybe “Weisellto Jooo’s & Associates”? Or “Grandick Foreyou Partners”. Perhaps “Ore, Gasm & Moore”?

    I can write tag lines for all of these for you as well!! For OG&M how about “Bringing the dirt buying experience to a whole (hole?) new level.

    What do you think? You like them, right?
    Hope this helps!!

    ON TOPIC!! So post it, Dano!! Hawaii Five O Dude!!
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  3. Catch a Falling Knife

    did the letter EBT stand for something?

  4. Demmerkrat Patriot

    “Scrooge and Marley’s, I believe,” said one of the gentlemen, referring to his list.

    “Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. Marley?”

  5. Lawyer-wannabe

    It is not legal to resurrect the names of august deceased historical business personages to whom one has no relationship, in order to cash in on their cache’.

  6. Anthony Fountain

    You should have gone whole hog: Lockwood, Mead, Ferris & Palmer.

  7. Cobra

    Certainly better than the short-lived ’70′s NYC creative boutique agency…”Weiner & Forzkin.”

  8. Mr. 85 Braod Street

    I know it’s more appropriate for a law firm, but Dewey, Cheatem & Howe is hard to beat.

  9. pulled up in OG

    What was wrong with F & F? Fricke and Fracke has that old-time feel.