August 11, 2012 · 5:45 am

Connecticut state employee union chiefs start sweating

 

But they told me this was entirely legal!

Organizers of “Gifting Table” arrested for running a pyramid scheme. New members paid cash for a seat at the table but the money ran out before they could collect their promised return.

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  1. Walt
    August 11, 2012 at 6:34 am

    Dude –
    I have been really into the Track & Field events the last few days, especially the Woman’s events. And we are doing really great. But at the start of the Woman’s 4×4 100 meter relay, I had an epifi…..an epfin..…I had a sudden and striking realization!! I think I may be a RACIST!!

    When they were introducing the US teams, I just kept praying “Please don’t be white…Please don’t be white”. And none of them were!! And when they introduced the lily white people from the countries of Oslo, or Berlin, or Stockholm, or Tokyo, I knew we had them beat. And we did!!

    So my point is, I believe, on average, blacks are faster than whites. And that means I must be racist, right? Maybe they just look faster? If you have a black Porsche parked next to a white Porsche, the black Porsche ALWAYS looks faster, right? Even though it isn’t. It isn’t, is it?

    So I really started to think about it, and it doesn’t end there!! I think Women tend to be better teachers at the elementary and below level, and better nurses, because they tend to have more patience and compassion than men. I think in general the fairer sex is not as physically strong as men. Is “fairer sex” racist and derogatory? Probably!! Who cares? Not me!!

    I think men are generally funnier than women. I think men tend to be oblivious, and women tend to be more sensitive. So I must be anti-feminist, right? I think Hotties with huge fun bags tend to be a lot smarter than the ironing board chicks. NOT REALLY!! I just tell them that to increase my score ratio!!

    I think all “Real Estate Professionals” tend to be liar scum. Except you Dude. You are illiterate liar scum!!

    I find the thought of banging another man disgusting, but I find Lipstick Lezbo’s attractive. Although they are like unicorns, because I have never actually met any really pretty Lezbo’s, usually just the manly bull dyke kind. So I must be anti-gay, even though I am cool with 50% of it? And I am fine with the male fags, as long as they don’t pinch my ass. And I think the gays have a much better fashion sense than straights, and tend to be the best male figure skaters and ballerinas. And hair stylists. All clearly racist opinions, supported by no facts.

    I read recently where the new President of the Harvard LGBT group thinks words such as “She” and ‘Women” are racist, derogatory and discriminatory. She wants only “Gender Neutral” terms to be used. What are we supposed to call each other? It? Them? Those people? Hey you?

    I think it is far more likely a radical Muslim, born in Pakistan, could be a terrorist, vs. an 80 year old Grandmother born in the great State of Omaha. What can I say? I really believe that. I believe in voter ID cards. I have a big problem with Barry. I am not attracted to fat chicks with facial hair. Well except if I am on a cold streak. All of those are clearly racist opinions, right?

    Anyhows, my question is, in order not to be racist, you have to believe all people are equal in all respects, right? No matter what. There are NO differences between men and woman, black and white, gay and straight, Gook vs. non Gook, radical Muslimists and Christians? I am struggling with this, I must admit.

    OH NO!! I am OFF TOPIC DUDE!!! Banish this post to your “He Broke the Nazi’s Rule” junk pile of wayward posts. We can’t let that happen, now can we?

    Sorry!! 14 hours of live Olympic coverage today, and the Gooks have as much of a chance of catching us as a bloody seal in a shark tank!!
    Told Ya! You frigging loser.

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  2. AJ
    August 11, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    With only one born every minute, you’d think there’d be a shortage of suckers to go around; apparently not!