25 Conant Valley Road, Pound Ridge, is slated for auction. The former owner, someone named Carl Capezza doesn’t turn up on Google (except when his drunken girlfriend whacked him with his cane last year) but anonymity didn’t spare him from bankruptcy. House sounds just a tad ostentatious:
The 14,000-square-foot house boasts a chef’s kitchen, floor-to-ceiling windows and wrap-around balconies.
It also comes with a spa that includes flame shooters and decorative waterfalls as well as a wet bar, fitness center, sauna and retractable roof.
Outside, the heavily landscaped grounds feature a children’s playground, stone terrace, walking trails and personal hunting grounds.
I have no idea what exactly one hunts on a 6.5 acre piece of land: deer mice? Regardless, there’s no minimum bid for this white elephant so you may want to go see for yourself. Auction is August 22nd.
(h/t, “Peeps”)



