The NEA (taxpayer) funded “Christ in Piss” display has returned to New York City after a twenty-year tour around our country, a tour that sparked outrage and riots throughout the land, and Obama wants to balance things out. “My critics have claimed that I’m a spineless coward,” the leader of the free world said in announcing his new idea, “for apologizing to Mussulmen because our impiousness caused them to murder our ambassador and destroy our embassies, and because I use my Department of Justice to crush those who dare blaspheme Mohammed, and they’re right, of course. But I’m more, much more than that, and to prove it, I’ve directed our National Endowment for the Arts to find and fund an artist to create an identical ‘art work’ depicting Mohammed soaking in urine and chowing down on a rasher of bacon”. We haven’t found anyone on the left who’ll actually do that so we’re shifting our search to the libertarian side of the political spectrum. Someone out there must want our cash.”
Chris Stevens was unavailable for comment.
UPDATE: Here are some suggestions for the installation: