Since most people die in bed, why not just sleep on your couch?

Eschewing such a simple solution, gazillionaires are building 40,000 sq.ft. bunkers, according to the Wall Street Journal, safe from nuclear attack, hurricanes and halitosis.  Whereupon they’ll get into their private jet and fly it into a mountain.

Oh well.

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2 responses to “Since most people die in bed, why not just sleep on your couch?

  1. Rivman

    Well, they’ll be safe until the morlocks come to capture and eat them.