China has hired Greenwich Democrat Bill Gastric as its humor consultant

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China media congratulates North Korean leader Kim Jong Un for being named the Onion’s “Sexiest Man Alive, 2012″

“With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true.”

“Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile,” the People’s Daily cited The Onion as saying.

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