In case you were wondering whether Peter Tesei had anything better to do, the answer is no

Peter pulls a wheelie

Tesei announces intention to run for First Selectman. In a phone call to FWIW Tesei rejected critics’ complaints that he’d been a do-nothing occupant of Town Hall for the past three terms, and begged for understanding: “if practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?”, he whined. “Besides, that secret backer who bought me my new house is going to want his money back sooner or later, so I need the gig.”

Greenwich Democrat Chairman Francis Fudrucker was laughing too hard to provide comment.

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4 responses to “In case you were wondering whether Peter Tesei had anything better to do, the answer is no

  1. anonymous

    Deafening silence.

  2. Anonymous

    In the land of the blind, one eye is king….

  3. Riverslide

    His fallback career is probably real estate brokering. He’d probably immediately catapult to the top 5%, given his knowledge and contacts, relative to the competition.

  4. Fred2

    Hold on! 1st Selectman is considered full time job, and he gets paid too?