Kills 54 trees and puts them on mounted display at the White House. Our president and his family won’t actually be around to celebrate this bold attack on global warming because they’re jetting off to Hawaii for six weeks with 100 of their best friends and 1,000 Secret Servicemen, 500 Navy SEALS and 253 reporters, but the little people can come in and gawk.
Funny, Ronald Reagan was pilloried by the press when he suggested that trees cause air pollution. Woodsman Barry takes his axe, gives the forest forty (54, in fact) whacks, and he’s cheered for his savage act of eco-terrorism. How times change.