Maine: man complains to police that prostitute shorted him. ”Full haircut?” “No, just bobbet”.
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Some years ago when I was a sophomore at a well regarded boarding school an hour or so north of here, the son of a prominent Greenwich tycoon, diplomat and sailor complained to the dean that miscreants had stolen a pound of pot he had secreted in the attic of his house. Hilarity ensued.
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