I had my dates wrong and the Greenwich Association of Realtors’ Christmas Ball was last night, not Wednesday – I missed it either way. This morning, no sign of life on their website and I do wonder where the staff has got to. I may have spied the Evil GAR Princess* at the beach, however, which yields a clue.
* Note to Greenwich Police: there is no Evil GAR Princess, being an entirely imaginary figure dreamed up by, I believe, Walt, some four years ago. Any supposed threats to or derogatory comments about her are fully protected and immune from prosecution under the Donald Duck Protection Act (“DoDuPA”), enacted in 1934.