Oh stewardess, I speak jive

Oasis nestled amongst the trestles

Oasis nestled amongst the trestles

Reader KG (happy to give full credit to readers but hesitate to do so without explicit authorization) sends along this wonderful real estate description for 140 Bronson Road, in Southport:

A very secluded 2.76 acre oasis protected by Mill Pond, I-95 access ramp and Metro North railroad. A beautiful farm house with a 2 car garage. An easy walk to town with restaurants, shops and train.

In fairness, it looks like a nice spread, and the price, at $500,000 (ish) ain’t bad, but protected by the highway and train tracks? Protected from what? Somebody needs a thesaurus, or a reading lesson at Cos Cob Library, lucky them.

If you lived here, you'd be aboard right now!

If you lived here, you’d be aboard right now!

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5 responses to “Oh stewardess, I speak jive

  1. Anon

    Perhaps the realtor was thinking of how it was in 1919, when the home was built.
    Look at it in Bing maps. Then replace the word “protected” by SANDWICHED!!

  2. Cross the tracks and you are in Ruger’s parking lot, might be a plus one day.

  3. Anon

    BTW, great headline and no funnier movie. Here’s the I Speak Jive clip.

  4. AJ

    “nestled conveniently”