Finally, justice for men

Party hearty, boys

Party hearty, lads

New EU regulations barring gender discrimination in insurance policies means women will now pay for men’s mistakes. About time, too.

The effect of this ruling is that private insurance products which differentiate by gender on price or benefits will be banned.

Young female drivers will be the worst affected by the new rules, with premiums rising by 24pc on average across the eight insurers reviewed by AA Insurnace.

Premiums for women aged 30 will rise by an average of 9pc, compared to average increases of 2pc for women aged 70.

Broker Chill.ie said there would be increases in premiums for female teenage drivers of up to €300.

But there will be savings in the region of €2,500 on motor insurance for teenage male drivers.

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3 responses to “Finally, justice for men

  1. Bob Dylan has a line “ I’m going down that dirt road
    Till everything becomes the same”
    We’re getting there… nice and crazy….

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    It’s about time. We need to pretend we are all the same, and no differences exist due to gender or race. That is clearly the right way to run the planet. Everyone knows there is no difference between a penis and a vagina.
    Women are just as strong as men, and men can get really cranky once a month. We need to stop recognizing differences amongst us and pretend we are all the same. It will make for a better planet.

    I want men and women’s bathrooms abolished. Why am I denied the right of cranking one out next to the fairer sex? I want women on the front lines. Why should they be denied the privilege of getting their brains blown out? Women should be able to play major league baseball, even though they throw like fags.

    And sex. Let the women take the lead. Why should men always do all the work? It’s my turn to take the bottom, get my ass spanked, and told what a bad boy I am. I will take one for the team.

    How about you?
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  3. Greenwich Gal

    Women have been paying for men’s mistakes since time began, CF.