From FWIW’s Irish correspondent comes a report of an event that has the locals gobsmacked:
It seems that one Maseraiti (driven by woman, but did I say anything?) pulled from a parking space and hit another, with resulting damages. It probably does seem unusual in a country with just 80 registered Maseratis (out of a total of 632 cars), two should find each other, but hell, here in Greenwich you’d find that many in the Whole Foods parking lot on any given Saturday morning. Donkeys are rarer.