Die, you slug!
Father hires gamers to kill his son’s avatar. Worried that his unemployed 23-year-old son was spending too much time playing computer games, a father in China hired virtual hitmen to end it all.
“It’s not going to do much for family relations,” Prof Mark Griffiths, a gambling and addictions expert at Nottingham Trent University told the BBC.
Smart dad. I’m gonna copy him.
Why not hire someone to help him get a job?
Artie: Because I want him to get off his ass?