What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

That'll be $450, thank you

That’ll be $450, thank you

A rooster clucks defiance while a lawyer ….
Minnesota lawyer suspended (!) for billing client for sex.

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9 responses to “What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

  1. weakleyhollow

    You can lawfully strangle a rooster lawyer

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    If she was really fugly, I have no problem with him billing her.

    Now, in answer to your question “What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer”? Hmmmmm….lets see. How about:

    A rooster is called a cock, but never a dick.

    Roosters peck, but lawyers blow.

    What’s the difference between a rooster and a “Professional” real estate agent?

    Roosters have talent.
    Roosters can’t drive.
    Roosters get laid.

    I have plenty more!!
    You wet hen.

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  3. Anonymous

    This one is for Walt…what’s the differnce between a rooster and a nymphomaniac? A rooster says cock-a-doodle-do and a nympho says any-cock’ll-do.

  4. One is a loud, strutting bottom-stuffer. The other is just a bird.

  5. Libertarian Advocate

    I stipulate to the point, only to the extent it applies to those lawyers serving in this and the next administration and to the current governors of New York and Connecticut, and then a few more I choose not to specifically identify here

  6. Anonymous

    Mr. Peg?

  7. ShedLessToolMan

    my pal Walt,

    http://dealbreaker.com/2011/07/walter-noels-daughter-apparently-failed-to-get-bernie-madoffs-advice-on-how-to-run-a-scam-for-years-without-anyone-catching-on/

    you get kicked out of the country club, your daughter has to sell the townhouse and then she wants to knock off jewelry designs.. the apple does not fall far from the tree.. soon you might have to vacation at wally world with the unfortunate people who live north of post road.. whatever that was suppose to mean..