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Harvard prof seeks “brave mother” to give birth to a Neanderthal.
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that finally made me smile…on this, the most depressing day of the year, how appropriate
Everything I’ve read about neanderthals – as a species – suggests this wouldn’t be a big deal. Your neander-girl-or boy would simply be a “big boned” human. Properly groomed and dressed normally, you’d probably not note them in a crowd, at least if that crowd were Caucasian.
(Forget the mental image you have of a neanderthal of this monstrous, knuckle dragging, hairy, slope-headed, gorilla person. Think more Arnold Schwarznegger, without the super serious muscle building. )
The only one I’ve encountered is Fudrucker, and he puts the lie to your hypothesis.
Absolutely made me fall off my chair laughing at your humor! However, what is in the water at Harvard………are they all seriously whacked out??!!
Wow, looks like Jurassic Park is doable. I’d like to see them make a stegosaurus because it had two brains: one in its head and one in its tail. Since then life on this planet has evolved and humans have but only one brain; I don’t think I need to tell you which one natural selection has eliminated — no, it’s not the one you’re sitting on.
are all italians neanderthals or all new jerseyians?
If all New Jersyians are Italian, and all Italians are neanderthals …
We Eyetalians are hardly Neanderthals. We make’a some good lovin’ so our fat and happy wives keepa da meatballs and pasta coming. You WASPs haven’t a clue whatcha missing til you gone Eyetalian. Va fangool.
Va fan gool? Cool. You’re a lucky guy yor wife does that. Is she a gay guy?
shoulda had a picture of moushelle.
The Noble and Ancient Neanderthal Benevolent and Protective Society would like to formally protest this comparison to both Italians and New Jerseymites.
We have it on good authority that most of them are those bestial neotonous homo-sapiens.
I disagree: Italian chicks are hot. May I refer you to your January 15, 6:38 post.
If you’re referring to Nancy Pelosi, AJ, we’re just going to have to agree to disagree.
Come on CF, she just needs a little work on her teeth, see:
Maybe he should ask Octomom
Been there, done that…
Been where, done what? I don’t dare ask. But if you’re looking for a guy with true caveman ancestry, here’s one who can trace his roots back 9,000 years. No kidding.
‘DNA links cave man to British teacher History teacher has roots in Stone Age’
Wonder if he’s a good grunter. No, not hunter, grunter!
I love Italian chicks. Have you ever dated one?
They are passionate, funny, and know how to cook. They tend to chub up in their later years, but in this day and age who cares? Trade them in for a mail order Ruskie. They are good until about 40. Then they hit the Berlin Wall.
And most of the Italian girls in this day and age shave. You may have to buy her a John Deere riding mower, but it is money well spent, I think.
You need to give up on the little Japanese School girls and get some variety. Although those Japs are pretty hot. Short little plaid skirt, white panties, librarian glasses…..uhhh…What were we talking about?
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