January 21, 2013 · 3:20 pm

It’s already been done, in New Jersey

 

One and done - next idea

One and done – next idea

Harvard prof seeks “brave mother” to give birth to a Neanderthal. 

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19 responses to “It’s already been done, in New Jersey”

  1. Anonymous
    January 21, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    that finally made me smile…on this, the most depressing day of the year, how appropriate

  2. Fred2
    January 21, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    Everything I’ve read about neanderthals – as a species – suggests this wouldn’t be a big deal. Your neander-girl-or boy would simply be a “big boned” human. Properly groomed and dressed normally, you’d probably not note them in a crowd, at least if that crowd were Caucasian.

    (Forget the mental image you have of a neanderthal of this monstrous, knuckle dragging, hairy, slope-headed, gorilla person. Think more Arnold Schwarznegger, without the super serious muscle building. )

  3. sunbeam43
    January 21, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    Absolutely made me fall off my chair laughing at your humor! However, what is in the water at Harvard………are they all seriously whacked out??!!

  4. AJ
    January 21, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Wow, looks like Jurassic Park is doable. I’d like to see them make a stegosaurus because it had two brains: one in its head and one in its tail. Since then life on this planet has evolved and humans have but only one brain; I don’t think I need to tell you which one natural selection has eliminated — no, it’s not the one you’re sitting on.

  5. Anonymous
    January 21, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    are all italians neanderthals or all new jerseyians?

  6. LAK
    January 21, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Maybe he should ask Octomom

  8. Greenwich Gal
    January 21, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Been there, done that…

  9. Walt
    January 21, 2013 at 11:22 pm

    Dude –
    I love Italian chicks. Have you ever dated one?

    They are passionate, funny, and know how to cook. They tend to chub up in their later years, but in this day and age who cares? Trade them in for a mail order Ruskie. They are good until about 40. Then they hit the Berlin Wall.

    And most of the Italian girls in this day and age shave. You may have to buy her a John Deere riding mower, but it is money well spent, I think.

    You need to give up on the little Japanese School girls and get some variety. Although those Japs are pretty hot. Short little plaid skirt, white panties, librarian glasses…..uhhh…What were we talking about?

    Your Pal,
    Walt