Biggest boob in the universe explains everything: it’s all caused by climate warming

 

Do these ears make me look stupid?

Do these ears make me look stupid?

Christie Hefner, former Playmate in Chief and now director of leftist think tank, Center for American Progress, says Chicago’s murder rate is so high because global temperature’s heating up the streets. This is what passes for serious discussion among the intellectual elite of the climate warmists, because it’s all they have.

For the record, 4,200 + individuals, almost all young black men, have been murdered in Chicago since the start of the war in Afghanistan; that’s twice the number (2,100) of soldiers killed in that benighted, hot place during the same period. And unlike Chicago, the adversaries in Afghanistan use fully-automatic assault rifles.

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6 responses to “Biggest boob in the universe explains everything: it’s all caused by climate warming

  1. Shoeless

    Afghanistan is hotter than Chicago. And they wear rags on their heads, which trap more heat. I’m surprised there aren’t 10,000 deaths over there……

  2. Anonymous

    Chicago murders Jan. 1, 2003 – December 31, 2012: 4,797
    American deaths in Operation Enduring Freedom, October 3, 2001 – ongoing: 2,166 (includes all deaths, KIA and non-hostile)

  3. Atticus

    Heffner and “think tank”. Well, she ran Playboy into the ground so I guess that means she’s qualified.

  4. anonymous

    Typo in headline. Should have read “Biggest Boobs in the Universe.”

  5. Just the Facts!

    Chris, You’re awesome. All Hail Fountain! JTF!

  6. Finally a reason to get hands on approach to investigating “global warming”.