Limp dishrag

Can't I at least sniff your panties?

Can’t he at least sniff your panties?

Study: husbands who do housework don’t get laid. The science is settled.

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  1. Walt

    Dude –
    This better not have been a government funded study. I am tired of having my tax dollars pissed away on studies that are undertaken to prove things which are obvious on there face.

    Men do all the work in bed, right? While the women get to just relax and enjoy it. If men are running around all day shoving a Hoover around the house, we deplete our sexual energy. Then we know we won’t perform at an Olympian sexual level in bed, so why bother? Well not you, but a normal person.

    So they can either have a bedroom superman, or spotless windows. They can’t have both. So get to cleaning ladies.

    What do you think, Dude?
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  2. Anonymous

    He said – Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said – That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

  3. Anonymous

    Why didn’t the man report his credit card stolen?
    The thief was spending less then his wife.

    What do you call a wife with an opinion?
    Wrong.

    What’s the difference between your bonus and your dick?
    You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your bonus.

    Why did God invent the yeast infection?
    So your wife could know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt.

    What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
    45 lbs.

    How do you know when it’s time to get a new dishwasher?
    When the old one expects you to “do your share”

    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
    Marry It.

    How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
    Put a nipple on it.

    How can you tell if your wife is dead?
    The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

    How do you fix your wifes watch?
    You don’t, there’s a clock on the oven.

    Why does your wife have smaller feet than you?
    So she can stand closer to the sink.

    Why do most men die before their wives?
    They want to.

    What is a wife?
    An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

    What’s the difference between your wife and a fridge?
    A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out.

  4. Anonymous

    The study was a joke – the survey that the data was pulled from was conducted from 1994 – 96.

  5. Divorced and Happy

    I was going to post a real comment to this thread but I can see it would go nowhere. The jokes are funny but it doesn’t give anyone a chance to opine seriously about what men should and shouldn’t be expected to do.

    • No, Divorced, serious discussion of anything rarely appears here. You’re certainly welcome to join in the fun with your own bad jokes, of course, and if you feel the need to express your deep, sincere feelings in a meaningful way, you might want to search the web and see if Dollar Bill’s got a web site. If he does, I can confidently promise you that there will be humor there.

  6. Anonymous

    No good deed goes unpunished.