And send the bill to me!
Sounds like the start of a bad limerick, but really – he delivered cigarettes and booze to ships in the harbor and went on from there. He might have gotten richer quicker had he thought of this, though: college student rakes in the dough with emergency deliveries of condoms on campus.
You’d think this scheme would have little to no validity at bastions of liberal education. Why use a condom because if the girl gets pregnant, there are free abortions. And with mandated free birth control for all women, condoms may go the way of the assault rifle and squirrel shoots.