Ah, eeew?

Tourist’s naked body found decomposing in LA hotel’s rooftop water tank. One guest who’d brushed her teeth in the stuff this morning told a reporter she was leaving for another hotel. Ordinarily I scoff at what I perceive to be oversensitive reactions to the ordinary events of life, but in this case I’d be just slightly ahead of that lady.

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  1. Walt

    Dude –
    This lady should look on the bright side. If it was a dead WOP, she brushed her teeth and flossed at the same time!!

    But did you see this? Van Morrison has resigned his CBS News anchor job:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2281663/Rob-Morrison-resigns-CBS-anchor-job-arrest-choking-wife-emerges-previously-fired-NBC-affair-coworker.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    And the lawyer he hired, Robert Skovgaard, is a divorce lawyer!! This is shaping up very nicely my lazy little friend.

    Who do you think the faired haired, buxom little feisty wench Ashley would choose? The talking head, unemployed, drunk, wife beating, insult hurling porno watching ex-marine? Or the unemployed, porno watching, alternative asset manager? Who will be receptive and understanding of all of her kinky, deviant, sexual desires? Heck, I will encourage them!!

    I will even watch chick flicks with her!! “Bridesmaids”. “Bridges of Madison County”. You name it. We can sit on the couch in our undies and cry like little bitches. Then have a pillow fight!!

    Did you call her yet? Looks like a lot of dirt is getting listed. You need to convince poor Ashley to leave that hell hole they call Darien and start anew!! In a place where she has a BFF!!

    Don’t miss this opportunity. You loser.
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  2. Anon

    I was going to comment and then I thought, nah, this is Walt’s bread and butter. As usual, spot on.

  3. Walt

    Dude –
    And I don’t want you to think I am just worried about myself. I know you are on the prowl, growing tired of tugging your monkey to Japanese school girl porn on your laptop. So I found a girl for you. You aren’t Spanish, are you? I think she has a problem with them. But as far as matching personalities, I think I have found you the perfect woman:

    You are welcome.
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  4. Anonymous

    that link made my day – you have way too much free time on your hands whoever you are

  5. Anonymous

    Someone got footage of Michelle skiing!!!! Be prepared for a good laugh.
    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2013/02/20/breaking-news-exclusive-footage-michelle-skiing/

  6. Greenwich Gal

    Walt, dude, that Ashley Morrison has the fakest, hardest, most unsupple, unrealitic set of fake titties I have EVER seen….
    Like two grapefruit bolted on her chest.
    Have fun with those horrible things! They probably don’t move! Ha!

    • Walt

      GG:
      You say that like it is a bad thing. Watch this video. At about the 1:20 mark:

      I am pretty sure they moved. But maybe it was me.

      Dude –
      This story has legs, and it has everything. Local. Hot big breasted blonde. Nut job soon to be ex-husband. Sex, violence, chick flicks, booze, mother in laws. What else do you want? Sure we could hope for orgies, but you can’t have everything. So why aren’t you covering this, you loser?

      It is certainly more interesting than dirt. Well maybe not to you. But to a normal person.

      Your Pal,
      Walt